being 20+ on tumblr
This is the most accurate depiction I have witnessed of anything ever.
why can’t a t-rex clap? because it’s dead
How do you make a plumber sad? Kill his Family.
A horse walks into a bar and the bartender asks “why the long face?”
The horse replies “my wife has terminal cancer”
what’s worse than biting into an apple with a worm in it?
Why did the boy drop his ice cream?
He got hit by a truck.
Nice day for a jog
Though I walk through the valley of the shadow of death
That is so cool. It’s the sound waves of them saying I do. Holy crap.
just gonna reblog this every single time i see it
when i get married i wan
3D Paintings by Shintaro Ohata
Shintaro Ohata is an artist who depicts little things in everyday life like scenes of a movie and captures all sorts of light in his work with a unique touch: convenience stores at night, city roads on rainy day and fast-food shops at dawn etc. His paintings show us ordinary sceneries as dramas. He is also known for his characteristic style; placing sculptures in front of paintings, and shows them as one work, a combination of 2-D and 3-D world. He says that it all started from when he wondered “I could bring the atmosphere or dynamism of my paintings with a more different way if I place sculptures in front of paintings”. Many viewers tend to assume that there is a light source set into his work itself because of the strong expression of lights in his sculpture.
A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything.
Trap sign language.
okay, so i laughed so hard at this..
Lungs breathing, creepy but cool
me: that looks disgusting
OMG THAT’S SO COOL
I can’t breathe omfg
That’s OK, the person in the photo obviously can
This just shows that something once “ugly” can turn beautiful.
its a fucking strawberry
No. This is someone dying while having an MRI scan. Before you die, your brain releases tons and tons of endorphins, making you feel a range of emotions that turn you into a red strawberry. Tragically beautiful.
no it says lettuce
no it says never give up
OMG HOW DARE YOU CALL THIS UGLY
CHECK YOUR RIPENED FRUIT PRIVILEGE
Fun fact: When I get an erection, my penis does this exact same transformation
It grows 1/16 of an inch bigger?
I wasn’t going to reblog this until I saw all of the comments.
I like how this went from a hipster post to a nightblogging post